What's your dream encounter? Romantic, adventure, with delicious food – or a naughty one?

Any date is better than just watching television alone and crying yourself to sleep, right?
With me you will forget telly even exist, I give you a promise!
I'm the type of hot hookup your friends boasted about and
perhaps your grandmother warned you against.
Mostly, I'm in no mood for tearjerker movies.
But I do enjoy some piping hot action which will make you shed a tear or two of pleasure!
See if you can sway me, dude.
Guess you'll like my hot photographs right here, too!
Let's do it!